Two years ago I asked my friend to get me my crush’s number because I was too shy to ask Continue Reading..

A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?” Nurse: “Why?” Baby: “Actually I Want To Continue Reading..

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight or grow then you failed as man.

Doctors be like €££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’ Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills Those guys have got their own handwriting

i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 … What if Someone Comes ? And Actually Tries Continue Reading..

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕 Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

People think I’m crazy because I talk to my dogs. What am I supposed to do? Ignore them when they Continue Reading..

Your girlfriend will always tell you about the guys she rejected not the ones she accepted. Be wise