That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky

A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
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A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
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The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
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The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
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Nobody moved.
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The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
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The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
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Still nobody moved.
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The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”

Never lend money to a lady you ain’t dating.
Let her suffer with her broke boyfriend.😂😂😂

Its their business tu!!!!!😂

Dear Men

When we give our girlfriends R500 to do their hair,
please lets add R250 lunch money, it gets very full at the salon.

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY

If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!

Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?

2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic

I grow up know paper and silver money,
as for hair and nails money I didn’t know it

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