Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.

Your Girlfriend will never post your pic on facebook because her sponsors are watching.. She can’t afford to Loose those Continue Reading..

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just Continue Reading..

Her: Hey sugar Me: hello teabag She blocked me😱 I thought we were making tea

There are some things that you can only understand when you are rich, like the saying “ Money can’t buy Continue Reading..

What type of car can your salary buy??? MINE: car-rot

Did u know that women live longer on earth because they don’t have wives?😂

Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it.. Deport