Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes
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When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “
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When we studying they are busy burning campuses and up and down with Campus Crush jaa let them write until the 31st of December.
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Wife:our daughter just lost her
First tooth
Husband:I know she won’t touch my
PlayStation again
Wife:what
Husband:what
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I have a dig bick. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
u read that wrong!
That awkward when u realise u read that wrong, u also said “moment” after ‘awkward’!
Wierd YOU!
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If You Never Crushed On Your Cousins
Then Your Family is Ugly
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A Little Girl was asking Her Teacher
Girl:”Can my Mom get Pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old is your Mother?
Girl:”she’s 40 years old”
Teacher:”Yes,she can
Girl:Can my Sister get pregnant?!
Teacher:”How old is your sister?
Girl:She’s 18 years!
Teacher:”Yes,she can dear!
Girl:”Can I get pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old are you?”
Girl:”I’m 11 years”
Teacher:No you cannot get pregnant
~a little boy(RUPHUS) sitting behind the little
girl said,”I Told You We Have Nothing To Worry About!!
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Once you turn 25 and above there’s no need to set an alarm,
your problems will wake you up by force
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Always remember to smile.
You may not know it, but someone might be dying to see that smile everyday.
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Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.
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That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒
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Never force children to pray at dinner…
At young boy was ordered to lead in prayer…
Tebza:But I don’t know how to pray…
Father:Just pray for ur family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
Tebza:Dear lord… Thank u for our visitors and there children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who always removes my sister’s cloths and wrestle with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send cloths to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry… And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work… Amen!!!
…….. Dinner was canceled!
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The Only Time I’ll Chase A Girl Is When
She Had My Phone Without Password!!!
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I miss the way how you spend your time
with me before.
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You don’t need anyone to understand you.
You know yourself. People can only advise you. Lol
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WARNING
Beware of the airtime they sell these days, they have started marking airtime which can kill you when you recharging or make a call , so please before you recharge send those digits to me, so that I can verify if its original airtime.
PLEASE i want to save your life.
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