My dark days made me
strong. Or maybe I was
already strong, and they
made me prove it
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Lesego:Doctor Tebza, I’m starting to forget things.
Doctor Tebza:Since when have u had this condition?
Lesego:What condition???
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When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy
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I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side
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If you didn’t smoke🚬 WEED🌿 before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom😏
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If you are happy in relationship
it means you are a side chick bcoz
main chick never sleep in peace my sista
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Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
“Address?”
“Eucalyptus rd”
“Spell it please” .
“I’ll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?”
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When I gaze deep into your mind, I am met with the beauty of a thousand diamonds. As I let that love and beauty flood over my body, I knew that there was nothing that I would ever trade our relationship for.
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I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a
brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕
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The one who likes you most,
sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one
who feels your pain.
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that
he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down,
Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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A very good day to this esteemed group, premised on my comprehension and appreciation of my submission to the established fact that The Creator, did not allow the devil’s modus operand to breach our peaceful recess from our daily activities during the night. That concludes my submissions my lords and ladies
Satan didn’t hear anything!!!
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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May the lord guide you in every decision you make
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Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much;
Don’t hope too much, Because that “too much”
Can hurt you so much..!
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Good morning.
Start your day with a smile &
lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok &
full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all
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My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?
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