Girls who lock their phone using a pattern
are more dangerous than electricity
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Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it🙄
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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When You Are Happy You Enjoy Music 💃
When You Are In Trouble You Understand The Lyrics
🙇
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Nyaa was the boss and he interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked them same question. And the question was: “A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?”
1st Girl: “One is hairy, the other isn’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “Ok, Good!”
2nd Girl: “One can talk but the other can’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “That’s better…”
3rd Girl: “One is vertical and other is horizontal.”
Boss: “Hmmmm…Very clever!”
4th Girl: “One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.”
Boss Nyaa: “100% correct. You can start work right away’
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume
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Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say…
Then, please be assured that the Weed you have just smoked is of SUPER QUALITY!
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This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”
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Don’t Trust A Sweet Voice On A Phone
I’ve Seen Miracles
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Xhosa guy will cheat on you with your sister then he introduce her as his cousin from Mtata 😂
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When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?
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If he doesn’t call you, call him.
A Woman’s phone is not made to receive calls only,
& a Man’s phone is not made to make calls only..!!
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Valentine’s day is nothing to a girl who always gets gifts from her boyfriend and he showers her with love and affection throughout the year. If you making a big deal out of it. You need a new man !
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Many relationships have died because the guy stopped calling.
It seems most ladies buy phone to be receiving calls only.
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