When you receive your salary…
You begin eating chicken,
When the salary begin declining you eat
chicken products (eggs)
when it continues ending up you eat
chicken food( millet,maize).
After the whole salary finish you now
become chicken itself..moving around
looking for what to eat..
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Dear Death
English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too
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I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long,
then you start
talking to me like nothing happened .. ‘
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Be the reason someone
believes in the goodness of people….
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Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith
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Imagine dating a nyaope guy and you get a text saying,
“babe I’m at the gate are you going to come out or
should I leave with it?”
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Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
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Dear girlfriend!!!
Next time I ask you “how was your day?”,
Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit.
I mean tell me everything. I want a detailed explanation!!
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My message on whatsapp I sent it, it came, it came, it was read, it was burnt, it was made a screenshot, it was sent to friends it was funny! 😐 😥
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If you can love the wrong person that much,
Imagine how much you can love the right one
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We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.
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~He came. He made you smile. He made you fall in love with him.
He left.
And now,
you’re not the
same person anymore. 🙂
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Heal your sadness by making
other people happy.
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When she starts saying “babe the condom is
hurting me”
She saw the payslip
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The best time to argue with a woman is
when she is applying make up,
You will not hear a single word!
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Trainer: If a old man and a child is near ur car, who will u hit.
Boy: old man.
Trainer: Idiot… You should hit the BRAKE
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