There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

That Two Seconds Pain You Feel When
Bae Removes You As A DP🙆🚶

My future wife is somewhere with her boyfriend enjoying themselves,
thinking that they will get married.😁

When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊..
my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture …
I think he must be spring cleaning my room

If baby mama does not respond your calls

Text her n say I have impregnated someone again .
then thank me later

Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.

If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!

– Wisdom will kill me

Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.