Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company

Good luck to learners who were doing Maths and Physics
the rest of you guys come on it’s not that difficult

A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs.

FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?!
GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in California
FATHER: What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I don’t want to see u or your face again do you understand?!
GIRL: (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to give you $2.5million cheque, and here is 1 million for my brother. I have bought a big house in Los-angels for you with everything in it including a Benz & a Hummer.
Bye dad.
FATHER: What kind of work did you say you were doing?
GIRL: (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
FATHER: Come and give daddy a hug, I thought you said you were a ‘PROSECUTOR

I hate men who ask a lady from a group to hit their inbox😒😒,,Ladies if you also hate this kind of men please inbox me and let discuss what to do about those men

A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.’ The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’ The policeman verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..

“Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!”

Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get

I owe MTN R15 airtime🤔now they’ sent me an SMS saying’ recharge with R20.00 and win a car🤔so” they think I’m stupid

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
.
Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.

Most ladies go to parties with empty big handbags but when they come back………, their handbags are full of food and drinks🍪🍩🍰🍫🍬🍣🍢🍾🍷🍸!!!!

Ladies please let this habbit go with july…..we dont want this from 1 august on-wards😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think its loud and clear!!!!
Busy in studio polishing my pics….will upload soon!! Get ready

Mr Price clothes are very nice but the problem is that you will be wearing that item with 800 other people.