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Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom.

Teacher: “Why Are You Arguing?”

A Boy: “Miss, We Found A 100 Rupees Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”

Teacher: “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”

The Boys Gave The 100 Rupees To The Teacher.

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Dear future wife
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May God continue destroying your relationships until we meet!

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African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

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You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end “TO GOD BE THE GLORY”
I’m done with Nigerian movies

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Friends, Health & Love.
These things don’t come with price tags
but when we lose then we realize the COST.

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You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

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*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*

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A man was taking his son on a walk in a nearby forest. Suddenly the boy tripped and feeling a sharp pain, he screams “AHHHH!”
Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “AHHHH!” He was taken aback as it was his first experience of an echo.
Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he received was , “Who are you?”
This made him angry, so he shouted, “You are a coward!” and the voice answered “You are a coward!”
He looked at his father and asked “Dad what’s going on. Whose he talking back at me?”
“Son,” the man replies, ” pay attention. Say something nice to him
Then he screams, “I love you!” The voice answers, “I love you!”
Realising his son’s confusion the man takes over the conversation with nature and shouts
“You are wonderful!” and the voice answered, “You are wonderful!”
The boy is thrilled but still can’t understand what is going on.
The father explains, “Son, people call this an ECHO, but truly it is LIFE. Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.
If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect. If you want people to be patient with you, then be patient with them.
This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives. An echo is nature’s way of teaching us to do unto others what we wish them to do to us and wish for others what we wish for ourselves.
Life always gives you back what you give out…
Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

My echo to you today is love, peace and happiness.

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January is the best time to pay lobola .
Right now families will accept anything even a bottle of coke .

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The number of girls👩 some men👨 promised to marry but never did,
is enough start “GIRLS SECONDARY SCHOOL😕

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Men……………
•Once you lie😪 to a woman, you lose her trust🙄
•Once you disrespect😏 a woman, you lose her respect🤗
•Once you break a woman’s heart💔, she will never ever love💕 you the same!!!

Always handle her with extra care🤗

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Guys I don’t like to argue😕

I dumped her because she said they say: “All rights in court”😐 and i told her they say: “All rice in court”…She disagreed with me😑…so i can’t continue with a fool

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Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?

Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I get upstairs, I put it back.

Jonas’s funeral is Monday.

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A successful married life requires falling in love many times,
but always with the same person.

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