A biggest mistake a Woman can make is
to Love and Give a wrong Man a Child

Introduce your bae💑 to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup..!

Did I get left on read ?? Yes

Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes

Ex:why you don’t answer your phone??
Me:cos I lost my memory card

Do lesbian leave each other for someone
with a bigger tongue and long fingers as
well?

Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
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Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in
prison: “Son, this year I will not plant
cassava
and yam because I can’t dig the field, I know
if you were here you would have helped
me”.
.
The son replied his father: “Dad don’t even
think of digging the field because that’s
where I buried the money I stole”.
.
The POLICE OFFICERS on reading this letter
went early in the morning and dug the
whole field in search of the money but
nothing was found.
.
The next day the son wrote his father again:
“Dad you can now plant your cassava and
yam this is the best I can do from here.”
.
Dad replied: “Hahaaa my son, you are too
powerful indeed, even in prison you still
command police men to work for me. I was
so surprised to see the IGP and his team
holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm.
I will write to you when I want to
harvest.”

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?