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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to Sable Hills, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!!

The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir “…

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My GF asked me today For my facebook password, . . .
We laughed and laughed and laughed… . .
Now Im single.

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I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me

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You need to believe in yourself,
because no one will do it for you.

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WAKE UP PARENTS*

Years back, *poor illiterate parents* produced
🔹Doctors,
🔹Engineers,
🔹 Scientists,
🔹 Accountants,
🔹 Lawyers,
🔹 Architects,
🔹 Professors.., Teachers , Nurses, etc whom I will refer to as *Group ‘A’*.

These *Group ‘A’* Children struggled on their own after Primary 6 or Grade 12, to become notable personalities. Most of them
👉🏾trekked to school *barefooted*
👉🏾went to farms
👉🏾fetched water and firewood
👉🏾cared for domesticated animals
👉🏾did some work including trading after school to survive.

Now Group ‘A’ ,who have now become Parents themselves are *producing Group ‘B’ Children*
These group B children are
🔹pampered
🔹 helped in their homeworks or home assignments from nursery school through secondary schools to higher institutions.
🔹chauffeur driven to very expensive schools or are sent abroad to study.
🔹they can watch movies from morning till dawn after school.
🔹 they are treated like baby kings and queens.
🔹they don’t do any household chores.
🔹Food is put on the table for them,
🔹their plates are removed and washed by parents or house maids.
🔹They are given expensive cars and clothes,
🔹not forgetting *big pocket money to be wasted* !!!.
🔹Their parents help them in doing their assignments.
🤔 In spite of all these, only few can *speak* or *write* correctly. 😏

🤔Group ‘A’ Parents cared for their own *parents* and *children*, Group ‘B’,their Children are still *struggling to find their feet at age 30+*.‼
🤔They find it difficult to do things on their own because they are used to being helped to think and doing things by Group ‘A’. So they can’t help themselves, their parents or the society. THEY ABANDON THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR BID TO ACQUIRE THE WORLD

😴 *Where do you belong*❓
🏮Reduce the pampering and the unnecessary help you offer your children.
🏮 Let your children *grow in wisdom, intelligence and strength*.
🏮Let them face the truth and the realities of life. Teach them to grow to become *independent adults.* Teach them to
👉🏾fear God,
👉🏾respect others and
👉🏾develop confidence in themselves.
🤔Parents, discipline your children to become disciplined adults, *useful* and not *useless.*

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That awkward moment when
someone walk in while you are changing

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My girl just texted me:
” babe, I’m coming by your place, and
when i get there i want u to make me wet”💦

I got 5 Buckets full of water😷
She’ll know me when she gets here

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SOMETIMES ONCE YOU FEEL THE PAIN ITS WHEN YOU START TO WRITE A POEM

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I can talk to hundreds of people in one day,
but none of them compare to the smile
you can give me in one minute.

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I know I’m single,
but somebody cheating on me bro I can feel it

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Yesterday i saw my Ex wearing face cap,
imagine something she has not done before when we were dating,
I wonder who she is ashamed of!

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Respect those who talk to you in their free time ,
but love those who free their time to talk to you

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Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship.

Firstly Don’t Talk If You Are Angry.

Secondly Don’t Take The Word Seriously From A Friend Who Is Angry.

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Who would believe it 🙆 that when Makhadzi started her career of music she used to dance in front of the shops like Express Store, Spar, and Indian shops? Others scoffing at her saying she won’t go anywhere. But look where she is now. She’s now friends with big guns like Beyonce, Lana of WWE. Ronaldinho’s wife, Tong Po, Michael Ballack, Thien Henry, Benjamin Pavard, Stephanos Tsitsipas and Naomi Osaka.

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Never ever allow your boyfriend to put a girl as his Whatsapp, Facebook, Imo, Instagram profile pic and write RIP. It might also mean ‘Relationship In Progress.’ Dont trust these guys….
they have got their own special and cleaver tricks.

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I actually talked to a “female” today
Am I still a virgin?

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