I Friend Yam inyiswe Yi English Up To A Point
Where We Saw Twin’s Then He Said
“You Guys Look So Again”
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One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”
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Parents Wanted Their Girl To Get Married To A Good Boy
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Now-a-days
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Parents Wants Their Boy
To Get Married To A Good Girl
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Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4
Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2
Griezmann, and many others- 1
*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0
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-His love when he says, “Sab kuch tumhara hi toh hai,
jo chahe le lo”
Her love when she says,
“Kuch nahi chahiye tumhare siva”! <3
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An old man saw a scorpion
drowning and decided to pull it
out from the water. He calmly
puts
his hand to reach the creature,
when he did, the scorpion stung
him…
With the effect of the pain, the
old
man let go the creature and it fell
back into the water. The old man
realising that the scorpion was
drowning again, got back and
tried to rescue it but then again it
stung him. He let go it again…..
A young boy standing by
approached the old man and
said;
“Excuse me sir, you are going to
hurt
yourself trying to save the evil,
vicious creature, why do you
insist?
Don’t you realise that each time
you try
to help the scorpion it stings you?
The Man replied;
“The nature of the
scorpion is to sting and mine is to
help”. It will not change in
helping the scorpion.
So the man thought for a while
and used a leaf from a nearby
tree and pulled the scorpion out
from
the water and saved it’s life…
Then turning to the young boy,
he
said…
“Do not change your nature. If
someone hurts you, just take
precautions;
Some pursue happiness while
others create it…
Let your conscience be your guide
in
whatever you do…
When life presents you with a
hundred reasons to cry, show it
that you have a thousand and
more
reasons to smile….
More importantly, always be the
reason for that precious
SMILE!
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Five Simple Rules For Happiness:
♥~♥
1. Free your heart from hatred
2. Free your mind from worries
3. Live simply
4. Give more
5. Expect Less
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No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!
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This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA
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Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂🤣🤣🤣
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Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..
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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….
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if u dn’t like me,
Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p
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I don’t want to be your whole world.
Just your favorite part in it.
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Just because you miss someone, does not mean you need them back. Missing is just a part of moving on
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I used to say” when I grow up I want to have beautiful kids”
until my mother said “i used to say the same thing but look at you”
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You pay a visit to your friend in his house and you found out that he is taking his shower. You see a lottery ticket not scratched on his table. Since no one was there, you took it and scratched it and it wins $5000. With this joy in your heart, you put it in your pocket and you replaced it quickly with the ticket you yourself bought. When your friend finished his shower, he took the replaced ticket, scratched it in front of you and he won $3 million.
Now my question: What will you do?
In the interim, enjoy your torture!!!
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