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Rich having a convo with his crush😉

Rich: Hi☺

Her: hi, how was u doing?😮

Rich: Im fine…😀

Her: where did u born?😑

Rich: where did i born? How?😨

Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠

Rich: Come again😯

Her: which come?😟

Rich: I mean repeat again😕

Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠

Rich: Im confused😐

Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠

Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint

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`Some Irritating Facebook status

●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕

●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)

●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)

●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)

●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕

●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)

●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)

●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)

●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)

😒

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If you reading this may the success comes your way,
whatever you praying for may the Almighty answers.

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I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇

Babe, I’m cheating

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If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??

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Reading your best friend’s status,
and,
thinking “I know exactly about whom,
this bitch is talking!

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JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband 📩 Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi 🙋 to you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla 🤔?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

😃😂😋😉

Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?😡😡😡

Husband: Near the vegetable market😎

Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?

Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need 🍉

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You can’t change what’s happened in your past,
so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it

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if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂

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A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.

The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!

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Yesterday my pressing iron stopped working so I went to my neighbour’s house and asked to borrow Thiers. They told me to come and use it in their house and I did.
Today my neighbour came and asked if I could borrow them the broom, so I asked them to come and use it in my house…
Tit for tat!!!!!!

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Shield gives you 48hrs protection
-Colgate gives you 24hrs lasting freshness
.
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Adding those hours means I’m gonna wash my body after 3days
.
-Sounds good since it’s winter

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The feeling of giving a Cute Guy your numbers
and he never call

Ladies how does it feels😂

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Trainer: If a old man and a child is near ur car, who will u hit.
Boy: old man.
Trainer: Idiot… You should hit the BRAKE

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JUST FOR FUN.

Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.

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