I WANT A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP
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She cook – I eat
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She do laundry – I wear
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I do shopping – She pays

I once smoked weed and I got into a huge argument with myself, that day I got death
threats coz I was winning the argument… I’ll never touch the shit again.

Money is important in A Relationship ,
Let’s Stop Lying To Each Other

Black parents only start to talk to you
about the danger of unprotected sex
when you tell them that your girlfriend is
pregnant

Gent’s I’m sorry but I think it’s time they Knew Now ……
Ladies , Every guy twerks Naked in front of a mirror when he’s alone

Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”

as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?

Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her

A guy sat quietly in a bar very much
preoccupied about what his life will be from
his work.
All of a sudden, the city’s most notorious
bouncer kicked him off his chair onto the
floor and said to him, “that’s Karate for you,
Made in Japan.”
Knowing that he didn’t stand a chance with
him, he quietly woke up and went to sit
back at the his chair.
A while later, the bouncer came back with a
smack right onto the guy’s face and said
again, “that’s KUNG FU, made in China.”
A not so long, the bouncer kicked him again
and said, “That’s Taekwondo, made in
Korea.”
Thereafter, he walked to the bartender
ordered his beer and started drinking.
Infuriated, the guy went left the bar with
minor bruises.
About ten minutes later, the guy came back
and smacked the sh!!t out of the bouncer
knocking him out instantly.
Just then, he looked at the barman and said,
“when that bastard wakes up, tell him that
was a shovel(Foxolo), made in New York!”…

Some Girls are like bag of Weed,
you love her but you can’t introduce her to your parents

Doctor:Do u exercise daily to keep urself healthy???
Tebza:Yes Doctor… I play football and tennis daily.
Doctor:Good! How long do u play??
Tebza:I play till the battery on my phone is low…