Given got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major DD Mabuza: What is this?
.
Given: major today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
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Nothing is more breaking than
when you try your hardest
and it still is not enough.
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A man from Venda resigned from work
after winning lotto in dreams
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Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”
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Caring for someone is easy,
but to make someone care for you is difficult,
So never lose the one who really cares for you..
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You need at least one witness to
prove a murder case and a minimum of
two witnesses to register a marriage ,
it clarifies which one is more dangerous.
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I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT…
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left..
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South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are
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You can’t date a depressed girl you found online
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Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.
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The reason why I want to get married is
that I want someone who can switch off
lights when I sleep.
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An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives.
1. Monopoly Should Be Broken.
2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Service.
3. If You Have 1 Wife, She Fights With You. But If You Have 2 Wives, They Will Fight For You.
Feel The Difference & Decide.
Note: Sender Not Responsible For Any Side Effects.
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Dont be a beggar of love, be a donor of love.
Beautiful people are not always good,
but good people are always beautiful.
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That awesome moment when you make someone smile,
who was upset a few minutes ago.
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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING ….
I sent R1000 to a wrong number using Mobile Money
After realizing this, Icalmed down and sent him/ her this text message:
“Hello Dear, I hope you got the membership
welcome fee Of R1000 to our Satanism Church.
We are glad and looking forward to having you
with us.
That is just the beginning of the richest life you
are about to start living. We hope you are as
excited to be joining our church as we are. As I
just said, that is a
welcome salary.
We are having a meeting tonight whereby we
will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the start
of this month. Please invite over any female
person you may be close to. Lets meet tonight
at 8pm at YOUR PLACE.
If you haven’t shown any interest in our church
and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send
the money back to this number otherwise
welcome to our Church. See you tonight.”
10 Minutes later, I got a message saying send
another R1000 my friend is also interested’.
I fainted, people are so broke these days..
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A rabbit entered a shop and asked:*
“Do you have Carrots ?”.
*They said no we don’t have.*
*The following day he asked again:*
_”Do you have Carrots ?”_
*They replied:*
_” We said we don’t have carrots, if u come
back again asking we gona screw a nail in
ur head wit a hammer”._
*The third day he came again and Asked*
“Do you have a Hammer?_
*They said NO.*
*He said:*
_”What about nails?_
*They said NO.*
*Then he said:*
_”Do you have Carrots?”_
*Don’t let dem scare you! They got
nothing…,.*
*Just pursue your dreams. Be persistent and
persevere.
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