Black people with white man’s names,
go to home affairs now ,
we wont acknowledge you
when the land is being redistributed
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An uneducated girl will force to marry her because she knows that a marriage certificate is the only diploma she may ever hold
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I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply,
unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text them..
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Keep the smile, leave the tension,
feel the joy, forget the worry,
hold the peace, leave the pain,
and always be happy.
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Good morning Guys..
Take a second to remind yourself that you deserve the best
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I’ve had a letter from police saying they want to interview me.
Which is strange thing coz I’ve never applied for a job with them💁😣
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In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test.
In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
#ProudlySouthAfrican
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You fall in love with the little things about someone.
Like their laugh, they way they call your name,
or how they remember the most random things about you
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On the 1st of april😀😀,
i ran into a barrack shouting thief thief thief…
the soldiers came out gallantly looking for the thief…
so i tld dem april fool😀😀😅…
i will continue the story wen dey discharge mhe frm hospital
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WATCH YOUR MOUTH
In the middle of an argument are the
times that most people say some things
that can tear the other person apart.
Because you know your partner, you
are tempted to say things you know that
are very sensitive to them. The only
thing about saying nasty and hurtful
things to your partner during this time
is that it will stick and stay with them.
You can apologize over and over again
but those words will stay in the noddle
of your partner. And even if you break
up, those words will also carry over
with them to their new relationship. You
have self-control over what comes out
of your mouth. Use your self-control
and watch what you say.
Good Morning
Have a Good Day
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niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is
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If you treat me like an option,
I’ll leave you like a choice.
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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
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Marriage is a workshop,
where the husband works and the wife shops
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Whoever needs help with English
I’m hair😔
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man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into Skebhe’s house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a Skebhe and his wife in bed.
.
He orders the Skebhe out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying Skebhe’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
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While he’s in there, Skebhe whispers over to his wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain… do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!”
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Skebhe’s wife responds:
“He wasn’t kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!..
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