A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Matomane promised his girlfriend twenty thousand rands while chatting with her on whatsapp. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel.
“Honey! Where’s the R20 000 you promised me last week?” She asked.
“I don’t have any money with me right now babe, but here’s my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account”
He gave her his ATM card and left for durban, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.
Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend,
“Hello. Matomane,
I just deposited the R100,000 I’ve been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon.”
Matomane is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree.

A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!

KwaMashu Guys asking for a kiss be like
“woza la ngshaye amakhehla

Dear slender girls!
Stop putting your bra’s on the washing line to dry………
Why???????👇
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Look like sun glasses

South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are