In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back

I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited

A man walks into a restaurant and wants
to order a chicken,but unfortunately he
can’t remember what *chicken* is called in
*English*. The waiter who wants to take
his order is only English proficient. So the
Zulu man seeing the guy at the table next
to him with a plate with *4 boiled eggs*
on it. He points to the plate of eggs and
says to the English proficient “Arrange me
their mother”

5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again

Ladies who always say ‘All men are dogs……!!’
Yes we are dogs but what type of dog is your dad????

😂😂Just passing here..

Your parents are still alive and together ,But when you are asked “Who is your favourite couple?” You answer “Jay Z and Beyonce”……Hmmmm my sister you need a very hot High five on your face.

Yesterday I saw my girlfriend sprinkling
some weird brown salt in the meat,
I’m sure its a new flavor
Let me continue washing her panties

*Dating a Married Man is not the problem until*
*you see your name saved as engine oil.*