Even if God decided to call us in Heaven… Some girls would ask him “Who Gave You My Number?

Jealous baby mama will call you 02:25am while you are deeply asleep with your new girlfriend just to tell you Continue Reading..

Women DM first all the time, you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

teacher: anyone who thinks they are stupid stand up..”Nobody stands” Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students in the Continue Reading..

Once a guy starts liking your posts & pics plus the ones uploaded 11yrs ago just wait for him in Continue Reading..

Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴 Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S Continue Reading..

Tall girls only date short guys just to use their T-shirt as crop tops

The reason why I want to get married is that I want someone who can switch off lights when I Continue Reading..