You can’t blame someone for walking away
if you didn’t do anything to make them stay
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10 best moments in life:
1– To finish your last exam.
2– To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.
3– To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
4– To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
5– To touch the fingers of newly born child.
6– Walking alone on a silent road at night and thinking of some good old days memories.
7– Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.
8– Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.
9-The calm You feel inside when you Are near to Almighty God
10– And the last one is “right now” while reading this message there was constant smile on your face.
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January is the best time to pay lobola .
Right now families will accept anything even a bottle of coke .
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I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself,
“Should I sit down and do nothing or
should I lie down and do nothing?”
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If Animal Have Facebook.
These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.
Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”
Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”
Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”
Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”
Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“
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Telling a lie
Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜
Am done
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The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To
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A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later the neighbour died. Do not rush in solving problems.
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
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Shout Out To Every Nigga Buying their Girlfriends iPhones & Samsung s8 on their Birthdays So They Can send us High Quality Nudes… We appreciate u
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A lecturer come in the class and pointed straight at me with a ruler and said to the class: class,,!! At the end of this ruler stands a fool .
I stood up and said to him: But sir this ruler has two ends, or you mean all the ends ,?? As am talking am burned from the varsity until further notice
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That moment you are laughing with your
mom then boom
she ask’s for yesterday change
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Men……………
•Once you lie😪 to a woman, you lose her trust🙄
•Once you disrespect😏 a woman, you lose her respect🤗
•Once you break a woman’s heart💔, she will never ever love💕 you the same!!!
Always handle her with extra care🤗
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Girl:I didn’t catch your name.
Me:I didn’t throw it
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If she asks for R200 let us make it R600
bafwethu🗣they’re our girlfriends
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Just emagine calling your gf with vodacom free minutes
coz your broke to only find that her caller tune is “akanamali”
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