1. Why count your money infront of the ATM?
Will you return it
if it’s incorrect?
2. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in
the exam
room when the question clearly said “Discuss”
3. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six packs when their fathers are short,
potbellied with
black protruding lips…..Can’t you be humble like
your mum?
4. If People Can Use “LOL” Without Even
Laughing, Surely
They can Use “I Love You” Without Even Loving
You.
5. You’ve been Engaged since 2010, till today
you’re still
ENGAGED. MY girl, you’re not LORD OF THE
RINGS.. please
return that “key holder”!
6. Why are babies in the womb for 9 months
and aren’t 9
months old when they are born?
7. Stupidity is when u have a Land Rover +
Land Cruiser and
still have a Land Lord, the landlord will surely
not allow you
to PARK your lands on His Land………..Wise
Up!

Where did you buy your phone from?😕
Me: Nandos😉
N.B: correct answers not allowed

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling for s** and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy……

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix them both like you did last year