Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
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The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows
and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks
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I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.
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You go to School, nothing happens, You miss one day … 6 fights , teacher Slapped the guard, Tupac comes back ,The principal was drunk and even Benny Mayengani performed in the Tuck Shop
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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread
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Just called out my younger sister to come and
turn up the volume for me and she came😀
I feel so grown up
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If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her,
let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊
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Main Chick Doesn’t Comment On Boo’s Pictures
She Reads The Comment And Screenshot The
Suspicious Ones and Fight With Boo
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Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it
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I tried to drown my troubles the other night
but the wife doesn’t like swimming.
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ts funny when you enter your neighbours house you find everyone consuming delicious food..you will start talkin’ too much:i have jc ate right now from home..um full🤣🤣🤣😂😅though you were not asked!!
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Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you,
But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
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Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?
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What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?
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Me : damn nobody ever calls me
Someone calling me
Me: Damn wtf you want
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Short people they don’t do doggy style..
They do puppy style.
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