No one makes good jokes like an ugly person

i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

Don’t solve LAZINESS with prayer.
If you don’t work hard you’ll spend the rest of your life in church shouting
“I RECEIVE”

If she refuses to take you to her parents
Impregnate her.. Then Relax..
Her parents will bring her to you😂😂😂

Thank me later…..

Africa is the only place you don’t need to set an alarm to wake you up ………..
Just sleep your problems will wake you up..

Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???

Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.

Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂