After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*
to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins
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A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!
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WHAT WILL U DO IF YOUR EX CALLS U IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT & SAYS HONEY I’VE
BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?I NEARLY DIED BT I
THOUGHT OF U FIRST!
WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE 2YOUR EX?
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I remember my father once caught me
watching etv Porn back in 2007 and
I pretended to be asleep.
My family tried to wake me up for 3days
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Mpendulo: Our teacher talks to herself does yours?
Rich:Yes, but she doesn’t realize it,
she thinks we’re actually listening!
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i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix them both like you did last year
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Is it wrong to ask your friend to help you make your wife pregnant if you fail ?
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Beggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.
Wife: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.
Husband: He sure should be blind.
Wife: How do you say?
Husband: He told that you look like an angel.
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What Is Reunion…????_* 😂
Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work.
Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul’s wife to make love to her.
Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door.
Akhil goes under the bed.
Paul enters the bedroom.
Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.
Paul takes advantage of the wife’s absence to call Akhil’s wife.
Akhil’s wife quickly arrives and they make love.
Suddenly Paul’s wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.
*_Akhil Is Still Under The Bed._*
_Akhil’s wife rushes to hide under the bed._
*_This Is REUNION_*
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Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
.
Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”
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If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man.
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If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae
Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example
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Peanut butter can be so violent😒…
it tears the the bread slice when you spread it
and It chokes u to death when you eat it😨
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If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.”
-Prem Tailor,
Shahdara, Delhi
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If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…
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