By the way Orlando Pirates last beat The Glamour Boys in the year 1BC!!!
😝😝😝😝

BC = Before Corona

The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you

Gents
If a girl refuses to reply your messages on Messanger,
just go to her timeline and post
“Thanks for the night”
And wait for her in your inbox, she’s coming

She was my crush until….

Me:Why don’t you answer my calls!!!
Her:I’m sorry i lost my Self stick

If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_*
*Commander in Chief

Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?

Person 2: Wrong number.

Person 1: What’s your number then?

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!

And, we blindly say we are not blind !

So when short people🐧 smoke weed🥴 do they get high?