Taxi to towm:R50
Redbull:R10
I know u thinking what am thinking😂😂😂

When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please

You find a beautiful girl and the first thing
she asks you is “do you have another
girlfriend?”.
My dear have you ever seen someone
going to buy clothes while naked?

Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer

Me : Viva My Answer Viva

That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

Jealousy is when you see dogs having sex and
you start throwing stones at them.
Are they in your room???😳, Or is any of them your ex???

Better to date a drunkard than to date a pastor
who is sleeping around with all the church
members.
.
Can I get an Amen.

If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed
we’re having a staff meeting.

Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄

1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥

2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥

3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀

4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲

5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔

6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……

My gf caught me kissing her sister💏…..
She is now boiling water💦🍵…
I think she’s making tea for us