Guys if your girlfriend picks up a call and
leave the room to talk outside.
That’s him man that’s your Deputy.

Your boyfriend when he show us your photos he start by saying ‘
but please guys don’t laugh’..

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter

Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong
move ….. and you are married

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

*I found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.*

*I asked him: “Isn’t it too early for you to be drinking ?”*

*He replied: “Ooh really, at what time do throats open?”*

*I walked away…*

*Now minding my own business…*

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

I’ve been single for too long,
sometimes i put a teddy bear on my bed
and sleep on the floor,
pretending my bae is mad at me..

My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly

You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.

Congratulations to women who got pregnant
by men they met on Facebook,
you’re carrying a little “notification

Ever since I finished School I even forgot how to “Reed” and “Rite”

Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal

When Superman flies you call him a hero but when our grannies fly you call them witches 🧙🏽‍♀️.. Is it because they are ugly?