I dreamed eating noodles,
Now my earphones are gone 😪

Short Girls are
Stubborn.😹
They even Refuse to Grow
Up !!

I Hold My Phone Very Tight When I’m Showing My Mom A Picture

I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter 😌

If you’re single, trust me WhatsApp is the most boring app for you.

To Us Ugly Boys Who Don’t Cheat Bcz We Knw The Struggle Of Getting Girlfriend

*Lawyers will always complicate simple matters!!!*

*Who is a Lawyer?*
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief.

A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange at one of his students and said *”Give it as a gift to any of your friends now”.*

The boy said to one of his friends: *”Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift”.*

The Professor gave him a stern look and said: *”Give it to him like a lawyer!!!”.*

Immediately, the boy straightened up, cleared his throat and began:

*”I, Lucky Kunene adult, male of 16, Murray Street, Pretoria, hereby with all intent and purposes, willfully give unto you, Mr Goodluck Mabaso, of 22 Brown Street, Pretoria this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual and proprietary rights thereon, to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment validly so transferred, given out, bequeathed, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the aforementioned ways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action to incite unrest of any kind, but that the said citrus may be used in such beneficial capacity or simply be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be fit by the beneficiary of this bequest

*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say “Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

*I’m selling chickens online, you transfer money, I will give chickens 🐓🐓directions.*🤒

*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world bank*…nonsense😂

WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
😂😂😂😂😂😂