My duty is to eat rice
and stew at the wedding
weather the bride truly
loves the groom or
marrying him for money
| don’t care.

Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!!

When I grew up, I wanted to
be a Dr cuz I thought
hospitals close at 4pm and all patients go home

Keep your nose in your mask not in others people’s business

Your problems must not arrive on someone else’s pay day
that kind of witchcraft must end☝️

She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .🙄
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …

If you can’t send her transport money,
date the ones in your street..!

Don’t feed the Horse that you don’t ride. 🐎
Am I communicating ?

It’s a Guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that’s why it’s called MEN’U😂😂😂

My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could😑

My sister before you say” all men are Dogs ”
First of all check if you are not behaving like a Bone

Once you understand why the pizza is made round,
packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle……
Then you will undrstand women.

She didn’t steal your Man but your man chose her over you..! ☝

Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

When she starts drawing words on your chest
be ready for questions you can’t answer