We all have that boring song but don’t want to delete it
coz we think it might be useful in future.

Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?

Am i the only one who write grocery list and
save pictures on person’s contacts who blocked me on WhatsApp

You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!

Are you happy in your relationship or I should give you my number ?

If you take her phone and she doesn’t react,
marry her next weekend my brother.
They are only 3 in Africa🌍..!

“You can come if you want” is the MOST disrespectful invitation ever..!

I’m not against makeup but a gold nose

There are some ladies who won’t cheat or worry you
about money but their stubbornness😡😠
will frustrate your life..!

What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?

If your boyfriend doesn’t reply your text, he’s either sleeping or reading Bible📖.
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We Men Don’t Cheat..!

Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *😂😂😂imagine *

Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear*
*_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*