Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”

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Some ladies will stop in the middle of a hot romance just to ask,
“do you truly love me”?
How can he hate you at that point?🤦🏻
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Military General

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*Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.*

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*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*

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*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty head😏😁🙊🙊*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace

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A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking,
but try it with African woman
she will still talk inside your mouth 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival 😂😂😂

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If salt can sell more than alcohol with any advert,
you can find a good husband
without being naked on social media 😒😞

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Prostitutes doesn’t mean to stand at road.
Many girls are doing for diplomatic
I come in peace

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*Definition of LOVE*
*L – Loss of money*
*O – Out of mind*
*V – Vast of time*
*E – End of life*

I come in peace 😂😂😂

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Please borrow me R 300
my brother swallowed a memory card and
we can’t sleep because he is singing the songs
from the memory card 😂🤣😅

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I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥

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the way my mom looks 👀at me
when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃
as if I’m cheating on her with another mother🙄

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