*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*
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*Once again please*
*If you are experiencing the following:*
*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*
*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*
*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆
*Stay at home & Be safe***
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Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?
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In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
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*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*😂😂😂😂
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*Since I was born and now I am getting old I av never dated a Girl that ever asked Me to buy her Bible or Qur’an before?😏,*
*All their National Anthem is Buy Me a phone ,* *Buy Me Airtime,* *Help me with cash it’s Urgent.*
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Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”🙄
Wife: Gets offended 😡😥and goes to sleep 🛌
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors😪🙄
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I’m that guy who can order a Debonairs Pizza
via some other people’s address then i wait
there by the corner and wait for drama 😋😋🤔
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Dear sis Mpumeh,
I’m married for 9 years now. Every time my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in Kzn to come and beat me up here in Pretoria 😥
After they’ve done beating me, I must still give them transport money back to Kzn…🤔
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Matome.
Sis Mpumeh:
“Dear Matome, I completely sympathize with you.
I suggest you and your wife just move to Kzn to save costs and get beaten there free of Charge –
With love you🤞
Sis Dolly🤝
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You will think that you mean something big to a person until u go through their fonebook, and find ur name saved as mosquito man.
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There are ten ways to avoid broken heart
1. Never call her
2. Never ask for anything from him
3. Don’t be giving her all ur time
4. Work for money
5. If she ask u to meet her don’t go with money buh rather hide de money
6. Let her no u are rich buh very stingy
7. Always make her happy
8. Always advice her
9. Ask for sex in a polite way
9. Ask for her friends number
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Why was the broom late for school??
it over swept😂😂
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Being a man is so cool.. You refuse to give your relatives money
and they blame your wife 🤣🤣
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When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.
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Facts about VW Polo Drivers.
#1 They struggle to make ends meet.
#2 They always try to have atleast quarter tank
#3 They always know where the next party is
#4 They know all the routes like Taxi-drivers
#5Those people understand the taste of life,they always having good company whent it comes to the other gender.
#6 They visit the best buyers if beer always
#7 They love good life even if they afford a little they dont stress
#8 The good part of them they not retualists like the jeep,ranger and Mercedes drivers
#9they bath thats why they take our ladies
#10 They go gettas thats why they seem to be always having money
#11 THEY LIKE WORKING AND ARE HARDWORKERS THATS WHY THEY DON’T GIVE UP
Stop abusing them as if you better than them with your Tazz and i10
Bomasaka
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Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one
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