A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled Continue Reading..

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Her: i want us to be more than friends Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Boy: Mom Why Diamond Was Given The Name “Diamond”😀? Mom: Because Her Mom Loves Diamonds😊 Boy: Ohh😯 then Why You Continue Reading..

Why do alcohol companies use models 4 their adverts?? Are they ashamed of their real customers??

I was in a party last night, where I told a girl, excuse me please, can u go back ?? Continue Reading..

Have You Ever Looked At Your Past Partners And Asked Yourself What The Hell Were You Thinking?

When You Thought They Broke Up.. But She Posts Him Again 🙆