Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1
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The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.
Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.
What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.
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I wonder if God knows Woolworths sells
his Avocados R22 each.
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How are you going to know pillow fights
while your boyfriend uses blankets as pillows
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Girls with big boobs are more cheerful and friendly but the ones with small boobs are rude and naturally wicked!!!!
Lets not argue on this!!!
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Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
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If you are a Married Man💍 and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…
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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “Youre wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun.” They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?” The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I dont live around here.”
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Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄
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Last Night i was with Trevor Noah, we were going to perform at a sell out crowd in New York. When we were about to start with the jokes…….behold…….my mother woke me up “Ronnie wake up and get ready for school”.
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I’m still not talking to her
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
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I am starting to think that alcohol percentage
of the Russian Bear it is just there to fool us…
That thing issa 101% alcohol…
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Fresh boys are always single.
Once you started dating him,
you will realize you’re his 8th “Girlfriend”
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Just say these four words fast without stuttering
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“Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed”.
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hehe, you just called youself stupid.
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Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher.
Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯
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After She Broke Up With A Venda Guy, She
Start Posting Shit Like “He Left A hole In My
Heart That Nobody Will Fill up”
Hold It ryt There Sister, We Know That hole
You Are Talking About We Are Not Kids
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