if Everyone On Facebook Was Acting Matured Like You , Many Would Die Of Depression .. So Appreciate Those That Sacrifice Their image To Act Childish Just To Put A Smile On Someone’s Face , People Are Going Through A Lot Out There

Never be a side chick where money is not involved.💰
That’s a waste of sin..!☝🤨

Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm
should be included in 1000 ways to die

I miss being at school, laughing at people who can’t read..! ☝

If I bath at 23:50 🛀
And finish at 00:05
That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?

Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food
that makes you cry,
so I threw a coconut at his face.

{Dear Polo Drivers}
••°••°••°••°••
Please know that when we overtake you
we are not asking for a race…

Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”

If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!

WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!

You wait for Her more than 3 hours
.
Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
.
Ladies😑

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

A Woman who is 3Months Pregnant Falls Into A Deep Coma .
6months Later , She Awake And Ask About her Baby.

Doctor : You Have Twins , A boy and A Girl .
And They Are Both Fine. Luckily , Your Brother Named Them
For You

Woman: Oh No , Not My Brother !! He’s An Idiot !!
What Did He Name The Girl ??

Doctor : Denise

Woman : Well it is not bad , What Did He Call The Boy ??

Doctor : Denephew