Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair.
Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.
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Steal your Girlfriend’s phone and text her Best friend
“I’m pregnant”. If she replies “By who”, then your girl is a “HOE”
You will thank me later..
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me.”
The man says: “You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners
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My biggest fear is pronouncing the word
“HUAWEI” in public !!
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Her:babe am at the gate
Me:please close it
Boom she dumped me,
guys what did I do wrong?
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Interviewer :Why should we hire u?
Tebza:Because I applied for this job jou shit
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In Mzansi When a lady enters a guy’s room and
about 9mins time u hear loud music
Then u know things are getting better
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A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww… Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
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Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too
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KwaMashu Guys asking for a kiss be like
“woza la ngshaye amakhehla
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I intentionally Put My Grandma’s Phone On Silent,I told Her To Bring Money To Buy Ringtone That Her Own Ringtone Has Finished
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF SOUTH AFRICA.
Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Polokwane.
Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Cape Town, with dem coloured okes.
Senario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s Durban.
Scenario 4:
two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a stand to sell tea and Magwinya.
“Welcome to Joburg”
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Teacher: Jack, Go to the map and find North America.
Jack: Here it is
Teacher: Good Jack. Now class who discovered North America?
Class: Jack.
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