Every guy needs a strong woman
i mean who will push the car🚗 if it stuck

JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband 📩 Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi 🙋 to you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla 🤔?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

😃😂😋😉

Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?😡😡😡

Husband: Near the vegetable market😎

Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?

Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need 🍉

How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today

Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.

Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

“Today’s Lesson Learned“

The reason my friend got divorced.
On his birthday, his
wife didn’t wish him, his parents
forgot and so did his kids.
He went to work, Even his
colleagues
didn’t wish him….
As he entered his cabin his
secretary
said,” Happy Birthday Boss” he felty
so special, She asked him out to
lunch.
After lunch,she invited him to her
apartment.
They went there,
She said in a sexy voice,”Do you
mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“OKAY”, he said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a
cake and his Wife, his Parents, his
Kids, his Friends,his inlaws and his
Colleagues…
All Screaming, SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
And he was waiting on the
sofa……NAKED!

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!

Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now

The day women respect their Spouses the same way they
effortlessly kneel down before their pastors,
MEN will attend church! 🙏

iBreak up yama 2000
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Her: “Lion”
Him: “What is it now bbe?”
Her: “Love is over now”
Him: “Why bbe?”
Her: “Legal wise”
Him: “What r u saying bbe?”
Her: “Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer ”
Him: “Are you really breaking up with me
bbe
“?
Her: “Lunch bar”
Him: “What’s that now”
Her: “Obvious”
Him: “Can I see you one last time ”
Her: ” Tseee Tseeere Tseeee”
Him: “What do you mean”
Her: “John Cena”
Him: “What about him?”
Her: “You can’t see me

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
–
Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car

To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise
😭😭😭
I’m sorry the devil was using me!