Most people value their appearance more than their Brains,
that is why we have so many well dressed Idiots with zero manners..

I swear, nothing is Sweeter😘 than Separating two Ladies fighting. You can hold any Part of their Bodies for Free..!

A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.

Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English

When you finally think you found the one…
.
Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please

Rich Asked a prostitute :” how much?”
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She replied: ” R100 on the bed, R50 on the couch, and R20 on the floor”
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Rich gave her R100.
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She replied: “I see…You’re a man of class”
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Rich replied:” Class yamasimba, I want five times on the floor”

A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i would like to know my victims’ names before i kill them”. Then the woman said “my name is Elizabeth”. Then the
killer said, “i will not kill you because my mother is Elizabeth. The killer then turned to the terified man and said “HEY YOU!!, what is your name?” Then the man responded,
“i am Bob but my friends call me Elizabeth.”

Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*