I don’t know who needs to hear this but please
return people’s money with the
same energy and smile you borrowed it

I’ll be handsome next year 🚶🏽
This year I’m just not in the mood

Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
.
.
Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!

Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed

I paid R1400 for a single night at Protea Hotel and
you expect me not to urinate on the bed??
Stop playing games with me.

Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.”
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”
The doctor says, “I bet they told you it had to be cut off.”
The man answers, “Yes!”
The doctor smiles, nods, “That is not correct. It will fall off by itself.”

if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.

Men that beat their girlfriend’s if they did something wrong, aren’t real men..Us real men,we just ask for a pillow fight without letting her know there’s a brick inside my pillow

Som friends check up on u not because d care.
D just want 2be sure u’re not doing better than them

Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school