That Moment when you dream, Driving VW_golf7_vrrrphaa.
Then when you wake Up BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
You pushing your SINGLE bed to the KITCHEN
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Nyaa in class
Teacher: I want you guys to write a story..A composition,”Assume that you were in a war in 300 words”
Students starts to write while Nyaa folds his arms.The teacher approached Nyaa,
Teacher: Why are you not writing?
Nyaa: They killed me….immediately at the beginning of the war.
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Some Girls Never Go Out ✋😥 ..
They Will Bath On Weekends Just To Take Pictures 💯
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Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day
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You’re too young for me
if you haven’t put a stone underneath your tongue
hoping that you won’t be beaten for getting home late. ..
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Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂
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•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me
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My mom can be so cool sometimes😎👇
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Me:”mom I made a girl pregnant “😢
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Mom:” son. .tell the girl to bring her parents over to our house…..
so we can both deny the pregnancy😏
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Yaz’There’s a lesbian struggling with heavy grocery next to me😮..mean i don’t know whether to be a gentleman and help her😊..
or just let her be a Man and pull her on weight as a man😏
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What do you guys think?
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“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572
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“My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iphone 7 for, and I said R2,000 instead of R10,000 , because I did not want him to shout and ask how much I give to God. Then he gave me R4000 to buy two for him and his wife.
The money is still with me since last sunday; I don’t know what to do .
Please advise me
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Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
💁💁
I’m not saying anything
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I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…
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Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.
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“All men are dogs” says the gender that got us kick out of heaven.
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