Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box
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his is why I don’t like abbreviations.
My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me :
*i need your dic fo my ass,,,,,*
*me:* I quickly replied “but I don’t have condoms”
*lady:*”what condoms? I said I need your *dictionary for my assignment*.”
Eishhh
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I always hear people saying legends are born in January,
February, March and all the other months of the year😑
.
Please my question is, in which month are
thieves, Gays, Rapists, Ritiualists, Abortionists, e.t.c born?
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that MTN lady who usually says you have one minute remaining
has tested positive for COVID_19 😷😥😥
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An Engineering student went for an interview in a Big IT company for the position of
“Computer Hacking Investigator”.
The HR asked him, “So,what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well”,he replied, “well I hacked your computer & invited myself to this interview …”
Do you think he got the job?
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Stop saying she’s not good in bed✋😏 have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??
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She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.
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In my family, smiling while typing on your phone📲 means that you’re in a Relationship..
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XHOSA Ladies Lack Patience 😒 ,
You’ll Date Her For 10Years And She’ll Suddenly
Start Bringing Up Stories About Marriage 😡 ..
Why Do Y’all Rush ? 😏
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I Will Never Fight Another Guy For A Girl,
I Will Rather Fight For Rice And Meat At the Funeral
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English chicks times
The Best of the Thing
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Her: John is a rich man
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Being Blind is not a joke🤞
Ask people who are on “Free Mode”
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Bank queues are so long, you will shela a Girl,
go on a date, fall in love, fight, make up and fight again and break up
before you get to the ATM😂😂😂
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No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..
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Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor
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You Are Not African Enough If You Have Never Clap You Hands
In The Air To Kill Mosquito
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