Boss: Where were u born?
Frank: Malawi
Boss: ok, which part?
Frank: what do you mean by ’which part’? …
the Whole body was born in Malawi

TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄

He suspended me for 3 weeks

I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station
Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?

Signs of a cheater:
When their phone has these emojis as constantly used:
💋😘😜😍🌹👍😂👀
but his chats are all empty and you did not recieve these emojis from him.
Wake up.

Nigerian Guy: Father Can You Please Send Me Money 😫🙏
– Father: Where Are You? 😕😒
– Nigerian Guy: in South Africa 😟
– Father: Open A Church ⛪ Son

Dating a married man is like driving a
government car it will never be yours

How much will it cost me to go from
Hammanskraal to KZN by witchcraft,
using a broom?
I need to visit an old friend of mine urgently

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

When you take a Pedi girl to KFC
then she chew those chicken bones untill
they become as fine as Washing powder…

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in thirty minutes.Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, “Keith, we’re in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?”Keith replied, “No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. Would you take him for me please?”Now picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses that day. People scattered not only trying to change planes but also trying to change airlines!

Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
–
Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”

A man found out that his new maid is a man.
Right now thats not the problem.
The wife is asking how he found out

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏