That Two Seconds Pain You Feel When
Bae Removes You As A DP🙆🚶

During a class lesson the teacher ask Rich a question✔
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Teacher: 1+1 is equal to?😐
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Rich: 2 Madam😕
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[ Class mates laugh and clapped their hands]
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Rich quickly said: I’m kidding mam It’s 3😯
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[Class died and the teacher fainted]

If you stop telling your friends everything that is happening in your life ,
your enemies wouldn’t know so much about you.

Imagine Dating A Guy Who’s Afraid To
Drink Rent Money On Weekend…
•°•
MXM!

If she cheat on u this December! Just give her fake money,
Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!

As A Woman , if You Don’t Know How To Cook ..
Please Learn How To Gossip ..
You Can’t Just Be Useless

Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro

There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it

Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me

Dear Future Wife

If I cheat, you don’t leave.
You sit down with me and help me fight this demon…

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”