Beards dont make you to be a man. Goats have got beards too.
All they do is meeeh meeeh…….
Same applies to other men!!!!!
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If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man.
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Being hurt by someone you love can make you wake up at 2am and
say “Yah neh!” and go back to sleep
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Nobody keeps in touch like a female
you promised money
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If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves
it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out
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“Nyaa was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink.He was the toilet cleaner on that ship.
The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was scared!”
With tears in his eyes,the ship captain seddenly spotted Nyaa.He pointed his finger at him and shouted,”You! Pray For Us!”
Afraid,He would be punished for not listening,Nyaa agreed and started his prayer with confidence..
“Lord,as I was boarding this ship,it said “Whites Only!”
When I wanted to use the Bathroom,the sign said,”Whites Only!”
When I went to the Tables for food,it said,”Whites Only!”
So Lord, as this Ship is about to sink,I pray that the same rule apply..
“Amen!”
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I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥
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My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school
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Dating me and putting me on your d.p is not enough
I want to be your ringtone.
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The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..
*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”
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Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.
Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”
Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”
Sir: “So What?”
Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“
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Deep down I’m not ok, I want to make someone’s daughter pregnant but she is on contraceptives 😭😭
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Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass
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Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.
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