Im so loyal to my girlfriend i see other girls as my brothers
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You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…
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Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass
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Ladies👭
Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁
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One day I wish to wake up in the morning,
turn on the news and hear
“Monday is cancelled, go back to sleep”
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A sinking ship..
Captain: we have to cut off
Three
Passenger for the safety of many.
Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously falls on
Sea)
Spanish: Viva.. Spain! (also jumped on
Sea)
But of course, it won’t be papatalo
Filipino.
Filipino: (shouted) live the Philippines!
(first push in the neighboring Indian)..
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Which family planning did King Solomon use in the Bible that made him have only 4 Kids with the 300 wives and 700 concubines?
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My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
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When Your Phone Rings By Mistake in Church ,
Everybody Starts Looking At You As
if You Are Being Called By SATAN!!
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wife:Honey please on valentine don’t buy me anything I want you to show me your phone’s password.
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You can never organise a surprise party with Xhosa people
because they’ll go to that person and say
we’re coming to your surprise party next week
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Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you
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Two men once urgured yet they were saying the same thing but differently.
First man said a rat came out from a corner and dashed into a hole.
Second man said, ooh yes that rat dashed into a hole coming from a corner.
First man was angry with 2nd man thinking he was in disagreement with what he, 1st man had said.
The two men exchanged blows and 1st man ended up in hospital after suffering a fractured Joe.
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There’s no way a person can wake up from inside a coffin
and not a single black person runs 🏃🏿🏃🏿away.
These pastor’s think we are fools
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It will take de jealous woman 2 days to know every secretive things about de husband
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Ladies in 2018 can you please stop drawing yr eye brow nd draw a business plan that so important thing to draw rather than eye brow!!
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