Fellas if she rejects you
Tell her exactly what she looks like

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a
mixture of STUDY and DYING?

And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”

I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie

2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining

I’m not a Prophet but I know
your father is a male and your mother is a female

She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught me with another woman…
How can i forgive her for lying to me??😕
She’s not trustworthy

You know even if you can call him/her BAE in public or
even post his/her pics on social networks
“They will still cheat on you”

Short girls are beautiful💟caring😘loving😍
and mentally disturbed😂😂

Once you understand why the pizza is made round,
packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle……
Then you will undrstand women.

A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. ”
“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is. ”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. “