I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s

*Teacher* : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
*Montana:* Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
*Teacher* : What about South Africa?
*Montana* : When counting sinners, do u
include satan?
Have sweet dreamland

Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.

ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u

That moment when you crack a joke in
front of your wife and in laws then your
maid replies… “You’re Naughty”

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon

How many slices of cheese
must i eat for me to be cheeseboy?

Cheating was all fun and games until
girls started to cheat too.

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”
😂
Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee

At the bank…..*

*Teller:* This money is fake
*Nyaa :* the money is mine the account is mine
Wat is yo Problem, just put it there
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One word for Nyaa?

2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining

ATM’s should have timer
when you take long it must swallow your useless card
and spray you with tear gas