Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.

And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them

When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*

I’m Selling A Secondhand Wife With two(2)Kids , Model 1988 , 1Day Guarantee..Price Negotiable Swap And Top Up.. . 88% Off (Hurry up!!!)is available now..
T&C’s Apply.

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Tools ~ Cordless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
PARLIAMENT _, CLUELESS
MASSES – Helpless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is ~ Endless.
In fact I am Speechless
Because Salvation remains Priceless!!!!
If u dont share this, hayi then am wordless ngawe kkkk

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks

I wonder why there Is a fence at the zoo
I mean who would steal a lion

Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.

I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter

In África we dont need Halloween,
.
Some girls make-ups are good enough to
scare us

If you think somebody is giving you a fake numbers,
read it back to them incorrectly. See if they’ll correct you.

The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath

Dear Sir mr Prinsipal
I am so happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs?
I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forgood.
Becosi in your school, the teachers are clab us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying only crying inside, so I never cry.
The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 5%, teacher tell me that “my head is domkop”. it pain me too much that hi tell me that thing.
Mr Mkhize in this my letter I want know why me get 4% I suppose get 98%? Bicos me know my self good in English
So that is why me am going for good, for your scool to another one, your school is are fuseg DoD rabish
On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.
Yours faithfully,
The real Titinic Aka Bhe