HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work,
market or indoors and the chicken will be playing outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely
at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head.
Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside
your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened.
No looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER
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