The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”

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She be busy swagging that she is 25 years
old without a baby but her body says
she has grandchildren.

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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher
cracks a joke and no one laughs

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Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us,
unlike some idiots.

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Do you believe in these “Girl codes” / “Bro codes”? Are they necessary? Why or why not? Would you date your friends ex? Let’s talk. 💁

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Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

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When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me
reply that’s the point.

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Do u know that having a brain can cause brain cancer
Thank Goodness my friends and I we are safe😂😂😂
Shame…..

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January has been so long , even babies who’s born on New year’s eve are starting grade 1 today

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When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”

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A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”

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Do you know the pain of getting caught
while you try to fit visitors shoes

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*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world bank*…nonsense😂

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Some girls don’t attend gym but they look
physically fit because of running from one
man to another.

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Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair.
Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.

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