Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that

Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I’m Jada. He said, Hi. I’m Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home’s WIFI doesn’t have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources

These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called
*I’m here for you*