When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.

Wanna impress real men ??
Go to school …your curves mean nothing to us

– When You in The Taxi And You Hear Bundle Of Joy Playing With The English You Need For An interview

Skebhe : Doctor I have a problem of forgetting things so easy

Doctor : when was that problem started?

Skebhe : Which problem ?

I went to a restaurant.
It was full; no place to sit…
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- “Bro
come fast, she’s here with someone else…
Six women ran away

Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion

I think i need a baby, I’m not motivated enough 😤 i need to do it for my son

I’m tired of the Russians and their Russian beer.
I want them to also support us South Africans with our new whisky

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

If your boyfriend is comfortable with you having a male bestie,
then he is not serious about you..!

Speaking English is easier when you talk in front of those who don’t understand..! ☝