MY BEST FRIEND
—————————
Before the King went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gave the key to his best friend & said:
“If I am not back within 4 days, open the room and she is yours”….
He sat on his horse & hit the road.
Half an hour later, the king noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stopped & saw his friend riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” the King asked.
Out of breath, his friend answered,
“It’s the wrong Key…!! ”
😆🙆‍♂😂😹😝😎
Please beware of the one, whom you call your best friend.

Loading views...



A biggest mistake a Woman can make is
to Love and Give a wrong Man a Child

Loading views...

A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother’s voters ID card. A portion was written SEX:” F ” , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said “I can’t believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an” F.” Now I understand why Daddy is always with the maid.?

Loading views...

Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.

Loading views...


If women would just keep quiet, there won’t be any problem in any family.
.
A *wife* & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow. The *wife* asked the farm manager:
“How many times does a bull have sex per day?”
Manager replied: “6 times or more a day”.
*Wife: looks at her husband and says…..” you see!”
Then the husband asked the manager: “You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?”
Manager said ” No, No, with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his *wife* and says ….
“you see!!!!”
And the fight started !!
Who caused the fight???
�…
PLEASE DON’T ANSWER 🙈 it’s gonna cause another fight

Loading views...

Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂

Loading views...


Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂

Loading views...


Why Do Women Think it’s Ok To Get Home After A Long Day , Greet A Nigga Then Take Off The Wig Like it’s Nothing ? 😨😰 So This Wig is Meant For The Streets 😕😒 While i Deal With All The Evil Under it At Home

Loading views...

That moment when you are chilling with bae💏 and her phone📱 rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning😝.

Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker🔊. Her reply will tell you more about the call.

Try it and you will thank me later

Loading views...


There are some things that you can only understand when you are rich, like the saying “ Money can’t buy happiness”

You will never understand this if you are broke, don’t even try

Loading views...


A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂

Loading views...

Never allow your husband to pray silently,
the idiot might be asking God for a
girlfriend.

Loading views...


Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
.
It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
.
you must Love Kids guys

Loading views...

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

Loading views...

Getting Bored?
.
.
.
Need Some Fun In Life?

Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream ……
Don’t Marry I Still Love You.

Loading views...