If 2 witches
watched 2
watches,which
witch watched
which watch?

– I’m Gonna Tell My Kids About Eminem And if They Don’t Like Him I’m Gonna Give Them Up For Adoption .

Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important

Some of your boyfriends are dating you from your waist downwards…..
But up from there you are single my sister

A very successful Nigerian man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just looked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve how materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked the man. dont you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you……….., oh my God replied the man, “MY ROLEX” wrist watch.

South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are

The Ability To Control Tears When Food Doesn’t Reach You At A Function/Occasion Is The Highest Level Of Maturity

*Once again please*

*If you are experiencing the following:*

*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*

*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*

*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆

*Stay at home & Be safe***

Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
“He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall”
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee…
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, “I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.. Do you remember back then?”, he says…
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
“Yes, I do”, she replies.
The husband pauses. “The words were not coming easily.”
“Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?”
“Yes, I remember, says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.”
The husband continues.
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?””
“I remember that also”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

“I would have been released today if only I made the right decision!”

Husband having an affair with Sophie.Sophie lived next door.Friday morng husband lied to his wife that he’s going to Durban for seminar.He packs his laptop and bags and tell his wife she won’t find him wen she comes back from work,and slips next door to Sophie’s house.Saturday morng he woke up smiling after a lovely night with Sophie.Wearing Sophie’s gown,he goes to the bathroom to his surprise thru the window he sees another man walking around his house wearing his gown,the one he left at home.He shouts thru the window,”Hey wena! What are u doing in my house?”The man shouts back:Futsek”Who are u?The father of dis house is in Durban”Husband replies,”I will beat u once l return from Durban”.

I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the female started to pull her dress up and lift the bra and the male started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them… the female was around 28yrs and the male is just 3 months old. Thanks for reading,
I’m in my house if you like come and beat me.