My phone📱fell again..
But luckily it was on airplane mode,
so it’s landed safely

Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word

Two single boys living away from home were talking among each other….

First -: “have you ever used a ‘ Recipe-book ‘ to make cooking..??”

The second boy :- “brought two-three, but the first step of making any recipe is the most difficult..!!”

First boy :- “which one..??”

Second boy :- *”take a clean pot..!!”*

Have a small wedding, invite 20 people.
Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.

ladies if your boyfriend/husband
is cheating on u…
boil water … Let it boil,boil and boil,boil boil…
While water is still boiling wait 4 him to fall asleep…….
Whn ur very sure dt he is sleeepin….
thn make some tea nd drink
Tea reduces stress
stop crying…!

Dating a virgin is funny
You touch her nose then…
she be like “bae im afraid i will get pregnant”

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

My Plan is to Love Her So Good To A Point
Where she Struggles To Remember
Any Nigga Who Once Been In Her Life Before Me.

Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls

Slenda chicks be like babe switch off the fan is blowing me away..

I am Rico, I was still young when grandpa’s ikikwento is the sinking of the Titanic. It’s a true story because it’s really true. Grandfather is one of the passengers and with her grandma. Grandpa really felt like there is something wrong with the ship. How many times he told grandma to sink the ship but grandma doesn’t want to believe. So he did grandpa he cried. ” drown the ship! Let’s wear a gating life jacket!” grandpa’s cry. But no one minded him. Grandma scolded him because he said he was crazy. I didn’t drown it. So Grandpa did he go to the front and there he shouted a shout. ” the ship is supposed to drown! Are you stupid?” grandpa’s cry. But it’s still the same, he still ignored people until the grandfather was discharged in the cinema.

Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.