When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason. They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.

This Is A Quote From Baba Saxidas Book Titled, How To Live Longer

Never Reject Any Girl In Your Life,

B’coz A Gud Girl Gives You Hapiness,

And A Bad Girl Gives You Experience,

Both Are Essential In Life…

So Enjoy Every Girl.

You will never hear a man with money complaining
about women loving money,
but these boys with coins…

The nice thing about Facebook, even if they don’t like your posts.
Rest assured they see & feel them..!

The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!

Guys I think my phone is acting up,
I keep pressing the home button but
when i look around I’m still at work

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕

Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples

Happy birthday to everyone born today….

This post is valid until end of 2019. I’m tired

Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

Can someone take me to Campus Crush I just wanna reject you in public please.

Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies,
these days we only ask once,
u refuse we go to your sister or best friend.