Never let anyone do more for you than
you can do for yourself. It’s a trap!

Baba Saxidas Quote on Men

Long Time Ago, Men Who Sacrificed There Love, Youth, Parents, Identity, Laughter & There Hapines Were Called Saints!

Now They Are Called Husband

Quote of the day*

*When you die you dont know you are dead…
the pain is felt by others…
This same applies when you are stupid

If ever u feel overloaded by your wife issues, go immediately to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center or place an order for any 1 or more of the following antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued by the Ministry of Happiness 😀😀

Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s

I started fearing smoking weed,when I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. ..When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered ” Yamaha featuring Petrol”

A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!

Dear ladies, please stop taking screenshots when we call you

Have you ever looked so “stunning”
that you felt like you disrespected your outfit by getting on a Taxi

*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

When you’re Single you don’t even Care when your Battery🔋 is low..! ☝