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I corona virus ayikh I flue ephath wonk umunt than e America nas China baplan kt basenzis i 5G ibulal I oxygen that we breathe ikuz bez nciphis I population coz emhlaben sibaning remember kt government wase America uyi Devel no was China the problem is Seb tshel bonk o doctor about their plan
So Uma uzwa kt uphethw umkhuhlane cela ungay e Clinic coz kun injection abak jova ngayo I 5G then ikubulal kancan kancan so Uma uzizw ukuth uphethw umkhuhlane hlal ekhay uzam ukuth uthole usiz ekhay and futh kunam cell phone afikil asuk e China s20 SAMSUNG ama 2G.3G.4G.5G ane ngoz kakhul coz afakw I chemical and wen ubon liquid kwi injection Ley liquid Engen kwi body yakh ine chemical

Dlulisel kwabany Naw Khon bez thola ukuth basiz kale kuse nes khath 😭😭



(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞

Uphuze Istoney 🍷Ube Uhlafuna I Halls🍬 XXX Black Imini Yonke🌄Unyuke Intaba😜 Uyoboleka i Weave🙈Ka Nonjabulo, Udlule Ka Nosihle Uboleke Ama Heal👠 Azo Matcher Ngayo Ingubo 💃Oyithathe Ku Cousin Wakh, Usale Usuzidela😢 Ungene Kwa Qwabe Umashonisa Ufune U R200 💰, Ugoduke Ugeze🛀, Ucele u Sisi Wakho Akugcobise 😌 Izigcobo Zakhe , Ubese Uzitshotsha 🙃 Uziputshuzela ku Plastic Ungene Ekamereni lika Bhuti Wakh🧒 Uyofutha I Perfume “Faaaah Fuuu Faaah” Unyonyobe Uyophuma Nge Gate🤸 Kini Ushiya Awphekile 🍲 , Uyoma Estation Ulinde Imoto🚐 Linethe 🌧️ Izulu☔ Ume Phansi Kwesihlahla🌳… Ithi Isiqhamuka Imoto 🚐 Kungene I Call 📞 ( 📲 UNGABE USEZA SEKUFIKE UMAKA BOY👶)

I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi


Umumtu ulokhu ethi simnandi iSqwaqwa, ngiyaxakeka ukhuluma ngani. Kanti usho iSgwaqane engangimphakele sona sibuya kubo eChipolopolo (Zambia) ngivakashile.

After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2


Sthandwa sami kule weekend ekhaya kunomsebenzi
OK sthandwa since nginga sebenzi usho kuthi ngifake I CV ?


The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷‍♂️

Ngena e 🚽toilet
Ne 📲phone
Phuma 💩s’hlama
Sesomelele


Umuntu ebhasini ulahlekile akazi ukuthi wehlaphi


Angikaze ngivalwe amehlo ngihanjiswe kancane kuthiwe: “Ta-Da!”
Bese ngikhonjiswa 3 boxes weHeineken.

Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela
Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt

Xolani money maker
Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch
Her:manje asambe


Nabefundisi bangaze banicele ama koekies,
anisagqoki phela nani kulamabandla enu oPastor.