Ukudide ushintshi etaxin uzizwe usubuza nento engasile usuthi
“konje laba abawu four bathe bangaki?”
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Ukudide ushintshi etaxin uzizwe usubuza nento engasile usuthi
“konje laba abawu four bathe bangaki?”
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When you take a Pedi girl out and she come wearing a t shirt written
‘Ditlogolo tsa ga Mphahlele, Mokgaga’ ah Pedi girls.
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Muntu a hambe aye goli at masebona umthembu umuzwe sethi nali thembeni
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Kanti uRamaphosa uzosiculela nini ngoba uZuma ngaleskhathi wayeseqalile ngomshini wakhe
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Abe mnandi u gal uthi noma sekahamba ucabange
noku mchuphela impuphu
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Usathi uvika impam kababa wakh avel ashibilike awe avuke eseth ooo usuyalwa manj
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Pedi pple can confuse you on the phne while saying am in Durban they say
“Ke ko tepene”
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Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.
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Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe
Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe
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Ladies indoda inikezwa uthando qhaa.
Ofuna ikhekhe umbonise istove abhake.
Singaphelelwa osisi bethu.
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Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?
Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..
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Teacher :Ubizwa ngani umunt oposter njalo ku facebook
Mdelwa: Umphostoli!!
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Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha
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Uthi usahlezi kamnandi no bbe wakho epakini usamxoxela ngendlela ongakaze uthande umuntu ngakhona, qham thushu imbuzi Inibuke emehlweni. Kuvele kucace ukuthi lembuzi iyasho Nje ukuthi weeeh bonke baqala kanjena
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Umuntu abe nemona nenyama
yase mgcwaben ngathi kufe yena
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The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
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