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Kutheni xa nishelwa nijonga izihlangu niyathunga yini ?

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Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.

2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.

3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.

4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.

5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.

6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.

7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela

8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.

9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe

10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.

11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.

12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha

13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha

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Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali.
Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula.
Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha.

What if isitho sangasese siyaluma?
No, no, no, no mngani, hamba uyogeza!
Ungazikhohlisi.

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Kodwa abasakugezi ngani?”

Kubuza mina ngihlangana nengane yami estolo ngoDisemba. 😐

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PLEASE WAIT!!!!
Izolo ngidlule kwiATM kunemadlana ebengiyifuna. Uma ngifika kuyo okokuqala uthi, Please insert your card. Nempela ngilifafile. Uphindile wathi please enter your pin code, nalokho, waphinda wathi select the amount, ngakwenza nalokho. Kuthe uma sengikwenzile konke lokhu wase ungivezela amagama amakhulu athi :
THE TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT…
Ngivumele ekuseni ngithi kuwe, ukholo lwakho ulusebenzisile, wazila ukudla, wakhuleka kodwa ubona sengathi akwenzeki lutho empilweni yakho. Ngithi kuwe mana ungasuki, ngoba isicelo sakho sisalungiswa, Linda. Into engenze ngalinda ukuthi ikhadi lami bese liphakathi emshinini, nePin code sengiyifakile. Uma bengingajaha ngihambe ongilandelayo ubezothola izinto zami. Hhayi ngoba umthandazo wakho ungezwakali, hhayi ngoba ukuzila kwakho kungezwakali, hhayi nhoba ukunikela kwakho kungabonakali
But ukuthi nje , YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS wena okwakho ukulinda.

Musa ukusola, musa ukubona sengathi wena wadalelwa ukuhlupheka wait patiently because your prayers are being processed. Ungasuki eNkosini linda kuze kulunge. Ngiyazi sekunzima, akusemnandi kodwa uma sekubuya izinto zakho uzobe usuhleka wedwa. YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT !
Kuwe kukhulu okusengenzeka, basheshe bakudela, bakulahla kanti basazokudinga. Mngane mina as Selibona Nyaa abanengi bangazi ngamaJokes kuphela kufacebook, kodwa iqiniso yikuthi injongo yami is more than that. uJesu wathi esevukile ebonakala kubafundi bakhe wabayala ukuthi benze izizwe zonke zibe ngabafundi, mina lawe silomlandu wokuhambisa umlayezo kaThixo ezizweni zonke. Abazalwane abanengi bathi ifacebook yinto yezweni. Angeke ngibaphikise but mina angivumi. Izwi leNkosi vele kumele liye kulabo abasebuthakathaka, abasesemnyameni coz yibo abalidingayo. Uyabe umgezisani umntwana nxa engaba evele e clean kanti? Omelwe yikugeza ngongcolileyo, thus y loJesu wayehamba ebonakala engena ezindlini zezoni. Kufabeook ayikho leyodwa iPost eCopyright protected, there is no copying iStatus somuntu, its SHARING.

Ma ubala this message ungakaphendukeli eNkosini azi ukuthi iNkosi isikukhethile already, kusele nje ukuthi uvume. Ngokwenkonzo yebo mina ngingumpostoli, lawe ngikubizela ekukhanyeni okunjalo, kodwa wena ma ungayithandi le inkonzo ngikubizela noma yiphi inkonzo oyibona ikulungele, as long kutshunyayelwa ukuthi uJesu uyinkosi. Okubalulekile kimi ukuthi nawe uyithole insindiso.

Ngiyakucela ukuthi SHARE this status in yo wall and sizobonwa ngabanengi engingafinyelelanga kibo mina, izwi lokuphila lizafinyelela emiphefumulweni elidingayo.

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STRESS vs PAIN
Sometimes kubukeka ngathi kungcono ukuzwa istress kunokuzwa ipain kanti ingcono ipain kunestress,
Inkinga istress sigijima nenqondo kanti ipain igijima nenyama emzimbeni.
Ungcono umuntu ozwa ipain kunomuntu obhekene nestress. If uya kwadokotela uyawathola amaphilisi epain but awekho okuqeda istress.
Kubuhlungu ukuba nestress kodwa kubuhlungu kakhulu ukupretenda sengathi awnaso istress kanti uhleli nabantu abakhululekile.
Istress sikwenza ungalali kungekhona ukuthi ucefezelwa izinja zakamakhelwane, sikwenze ungadli usuthe i-aphetyt kuphele ispeysi sokudla, sikugqokise izimpahla wawuzigqoka eminyakeni ewu 5 endlule.
Nazi engizithandayo ngalamadoda amabili uStress no Pain, bathi
Asibheki ukuthi uzalwa umabani, asibheki ubulili neminyaka, asibheki ukuthi uphuma ekhaya elinjani.
Ungasibukeli kude isimo somuntu mangabe singakabhekani nawe ngoba kusasa kungawe.
Istress sibambelele kumaproblems, ungagxili enkingeni oyibonayo ukuthi ngeke isalunga but let it go, lungisa okulungisekayo. Ayikho ipain eyophela ungazange wazithunuka, qale uthunukale ukuze uzosinda

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USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
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UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ 😭

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MZALA IM SO HAPPY

My daughter passed away
She’s going grade 5

Mzala : bhala ngesi Zulu
IPhone ungene emanzini ano ayisi
Asingeni singisi siya freeze 😅

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ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED

YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋

INSANGU…..THE WEED

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Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz

1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!

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Namanje ngisanenhlanhla.Ukube njalo mangi cheater ngiphuma izinyo,kube Kade ngidl’idokwe

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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?

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Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:

Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza🤔

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– Why Do Black People Change Their Faces When They Are Dancing ? , 😒 Niggaz Be Looking Like They On KhayeLitsha Scary Movie Part 9 😪😥 .. COLOURED People Don’t Do That Shit

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Ngicele usizo lwakho nje, wavuma. Manje wena wenza engathi ngithe enza izimanga ezenziwa uJesu waseNazareth ebhayibhelini.

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