Uma ngingafunzwanga istubheli 🍓 this year, ngiyayeka ukujola. Kuyoba nini umuntu ehleshulelwa ummbila? 🌽
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Yazi uPolony Ngathi Singawudlisa Legenge eFebayo uThi
“Woza La Bae Khamisa Ngikfake’swidi” Gxi Polony
Nxa kulomuntu elimaziyo othengisa I Nissan in good condition ,eyi pickup iranger from USD3500_5000 kumbe I Honda feet fromUSD 1500_2500 ibelamaphepha apheleleyo icolour ayilandaba ,
kayithengise mina angila ngitsho cent
uMama Wengane Une Lungelo Lokufonela uBaba We Ngane Ngo 00:00 Ebusuku Asho Ukuthi iNgane Iyazamula
Mawubona intombi yakho eyiwele ijolo ivele ikubingelele kuqala(aw sawbona sbari)
Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
Angithi sonke ngo3am siyadla noma kwenziwa mina isthuphethu.
USipho usesikolo….
u Teacher athi 1 minus 1 =…
uSipho kubemnyama kuye…
u Teacher athi Sipho ma ulegwinya elilodwa
ngingalithatha usala lani…
uSipho athi lamafutha ezandleni..
Seen means..
S-seksen nguwe😴
E-emini nguwe😴
E-Ebsku nguwe😴
N-ngidziniwe nguwe👐
Uma sekumele akhumule i-weave 👩🏽🦰 uzwa esethi: “Mina vele ngizifanela nobaba wami nje
NANGU UDECEMBER JEHOVAH NGICELA UKUBA SINGLE NGIZIDLELA ☝IMALI YAMI NGE PIECE OF ORDER🙏🙏🙏😎😎
Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke! 🙄
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY
Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you 😧
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando✋😂
Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
I AFCON ISIFIKILE ASAZI! 😂
Usathi u-enjoy ubumnandi bokugibela iTax 🚐uzwe kuthiwa yehla sesfikile ✋kodwa yin ubunja 🐕
U are ungly in such a way that usabe nokuphuma