“Babe are you a virgin?”
Umbona ngaleyo question ukuthi lokhu kusase yisdididi nyana
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Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.
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Wena ubuye ukhohlwe ukuthi ngishade lokhu komcelo, izibizo, umemulo, ummbondo, umshado 
wangempela ngisho uKikiki, kwakuhle kwethu. Hlukana nokungifonela after 21H00.
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Lala kancane la eceleni komgwaqo 
ngzokvusa mina kusho iSmirnoff Kimi
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A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.
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Dear shaka Zulu mft sebeyagoloza ukuveza amabele
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Umfundisi uyazihambela nje edlula e Police Station, abone ipholisa elihleli egedini lifunda ibhayibhili amangale ukuthi amapholisa lawo ayabala ibhayibhili . Asondele umfundisi athi kahle ngibuze nje umbuzo odakiweyo athi ‘ ngubani owabulala omunye phakathi kuka Cain lo Abel ? Umpholisa aphendule athi angazi ngena phakathi uzabona u constable ohlezi phakathi nguye obona ngeze murder , mina ngiku traffic .
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Ukhaphe iCherry yakho to fetch her kid from her baby daddy…
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After standing by the gate for 2 hours, kungene u-Call from the baby daddy saying:
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“Eh ndoda ungahamba. Labantu bathi bazolala lana for the weekend !!!”
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Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”
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Nkulunkulu muhle ephila amen zabezwake besangan
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“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”
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Kulaba abalele nga two ngithi nje
Hliphiza Nkosi yami
Hliphiza mesiya ongcwele
Hliphiza Jehova sebawoti
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Suke ungakaze ubhekane nenkinga
Uma ungakaze ujole nomfana omncane ngomzimba oyi darkie negama lakhe liqale ngo S
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: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.”
: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 
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USipho usesikolo….
u Teacher athi 1 minus 1 =…
uSipho kubemnyama kuye…
u Teacher athi Sipho ma ulegwinya elilodwa
ngingalithatha usala lani…
uSipho athi lamafutha ezandleni..
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Inyama yenkukhu yayimnandi isabizwa ngamaphisisi.
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