Maw’funa Ukudlisa Indoda Hlanganisa iNhlonipho👏 uThando❤ iSkhathi⏰ Ne Attention🍑
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Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!
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Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍
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Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude
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Unjan wen cha ngimunhle wen
Manje mft into encane kanjena uze ungisize baba into encane kanjena
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Sebenza ube nokwakho uyeke ukusongela abantu uthi, “Kophela Sofana”
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Asukume umntu omfitshan kung meeting at hi ngeke ngibe muse kakhulu
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Nisho ukuthi sengibheda ngaleyondlela yokuthi mangiqhamuka nivele nihleke ngingakasho lutho.Noma seku yimina imfene vele.
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Udakwe uthi uyabona nanku u 5rand👀
Sondele eduze uth ayy 5rand ngempela lo🤔
Uthi uyasondela Buka phans isivalo Sika beer😢🙆🙆
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Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!
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Awutsi ngibute nje vele
LA bosesi I yabalimata le condom oh kudlalwa ngatsi lab😠
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Uthe Uzofika la kimi ngo 08h00, u busy ukopana namakhala la ukhona.
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Ned mawuthi uz’bone zonke
Booom
Nawa amawutwane eKFC
Bawabiza nge “StreetWalk”
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Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!
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Enough abt Matric
u Busiswa umithi
Niyabonake Zenziwa njan iytarring
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JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?
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