Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!
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La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
Yaz le smirnoff angsizwa
kahle asdakan
iku twitter la
Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?
“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?” 🤔
Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.
Ngala ujabulela ukuthi iboyfrnd yakho iyakubheja,ngala uyaguga lutho amalobolo.
Utombona ngoku Saba umbani ( lightning)
Ukuthi uyakolota enyangeni (sangoma)
I’m Not Good At Translations But I’m Sure; “Ubheda Kakhulu” Is “You Better And Cool”.
Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
Nkisi ngicela ungisize ungincishe impakamo njengoba sengizohola isamba sika R350 wonke
Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……
Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela
She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride
Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep
Gogo in a taxi from JHB to DBN acele udriver amtshele uma esese PMB, an hour later amkhumbuze futhi, athi udriver “ngikuzwile gogo ngizokwazisa…” akhohlwe udriver aze ayofika eMarianhill etollgate, athi ugogo “ungakhokwa njalo driver ePMB” abambe ikhanda udriver ajike nabagibeli ayinyathele ephinda ePMB – abagibeli bayavungama ulaka, sebefikile athi “gogo sesifikile ePMB” athi ugogo “ngiyabongake kuthiwe ngiphuze amaphilisi ami uma sesise PMB sesingaqhubekake nohambo vele ngiya eDBN!”
Kanti lento kaZuma isize yafika la Endlini? 🤔Sebevele bashis’i papa🤷♀️
Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto.Uwu Bab’doti.