Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela

Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

ufice iCrush yakho estolo uvele uthenge ama Tennis nama Lays nge Mali ye Klabishi

Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?

Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

Whites – call the police

Blacks – fonela iveni

Shweleeeee

Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?

[Practicing The Wedding Step👣💍]
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Whites: 123…456…789..
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Blacks: 123 ayeye…456 woza…789…wasala wena..