Ama-family gathering aseyabhora ngoba sekuyithi omalume abadakwayo.
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Her: Babe I got an accident
Me: Ikuku iXap mara?
(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞
Uthi bewazi: uZodwa wabantu sekunguZodwa wezinkukhu,
buza uKelly Khumalo.
Ngisho ungazijolela nenhlabathi.
Ungababona sebeyithutha ngamabhala.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heiy ngoba nina, anina peace. 🤣🤣
Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
Noma ngihamba esigodini sama likes amancane angikusabi uku poster!
UMoyo loNcube bahleli ngaphansi kwesihlahla,uMoyo aqale indaba:. Uyazi Ncube kithi eFilabusi kwakekwabanjwa umlamba oyi100 metres, athule uNcube laye adubuke ngokuthi kithi eNyathi kutholakale iskepe esasetshenziswa kuworld war 2 lokhu silayithile. UMoyo athi lawe lapha usufake isawudo kakhulu.uNcube abesesithi ndoda lawe yehlisa amametres akho lami ngibesengicitsha amalayithi
Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.” 😭 😭
Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.
Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet🚽”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s
ngishawe I stroke ekhanda ngavelwa I drop onyaweni..
angikho right no left wam awusebenzi ama robots avalile
Ungene nge vosho kw relationship yabant kant bazidlela i-treatment uphume sewunyonyoba njengo mthakathi!!
Me: searching on Google how to bath in 2 minutes
Google: hambo buza abantu bakwa Mkhize, Mthethwa nabakw Dube
Vallentine’s is for married people.
Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.
Yabona ngeke febise kwentombazane ephatha fon engenaso svalo sangemuva